"Well, I only have the size," deadpanned Laine, who has attended games at Ohio State and in Cincinnati since arriving with the Blue Jackets. "I don't have the hands or the legs. The only good thing about me playing football would probably be my size. That's about it. It's hard, but you learn to appreciate those guys who do it in the NHL and college and how hard it actually is. They just make it look so easy."
Soccer, on the other hand, comes much more naturally to the Finnish forward. He grew up playing the game and was a highly touted goalie as he approached his teenage years, even being given the opportunity to pursue a path toward a professional career. Instead, he chose to stick with his love of hockey, and as he nears 200 career NHL goals, it's fair to say he went the right direction.
Among the Blue Jackets, he maintains he still has the best skills when it comes to soccer battles.
"My soccer skills have been getting better throughout the years," he said. "I would say I'm the best around here -- even though that's not very hard."
While not everyone takes part before every game, some usual attendees include Mathieu Olivier, Kent Johnson, Erik Gudbranson, Elvis Merzlikins, Kirill Marchenko, Tim Berni and Cole Sillinger.
Before the players head out to the ice for the actual pregame warmup, a small group forms to create a juggling circle. There are different types of games that the players can play in the circle, but the most common is sudden elimination -- meaning, if a player lets the ball fall on the ground, they are kicked out of the group until there is only one remaining.
Not everyone on the team has the same foot skills and experience. Johnson is a fan of the pregame soccer warmup even though he might not be the best in the circle.
"I did it a bit in juniors, but for some reason at Michigan, we didn't play before games at all," he said. "I played at World Championships and was so bad, it was embarrassing. Like, I was the worst player by far. I was like, I need to start playing again because it's so much fun, and I started playing again this year. Even though I was definitely the worst player at the start of the year, I think I'm getting better and I'm pretty good now."
But if Marchenko has his way, there will be a new warmup method next season. When he began this season with Cleveland of the AHL, Marchenko and teammates would often shoot baskets -- they do, after all, share a home venue with the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers -- and Marchenko came to enjoy working on his jump shot before games.
Shooters shoot, right? But it seems unlikely Marchenko will get that opportunity in Columbus.
"My favorite warmup I'd say is basketball," he said. "I really love to shoot. No jump, no dunk, shooting. For me, it's the best warmup. I asked if I can buy a basketball hoop, but (trainer Mike Vogt) said to me, 'No chance. Sorry. More guys try to play and they start jumping. It's bad for the ankles.' I tried."