"You can't write this. You cannot write this," Hamm said. "If you wrote it, people would be like, 'No, this doesn't make sense.' You can't write this. I literally cannot believe that just happened. Are. You. Kidding. Me."
It may be time to start thinking about a remake of "The Manchurian Candidate" starring Hamm and Barbashev and the word sparkplug.
Or, at the very least, the Blues may want to think about hosting Hamm in the booth for every single upcoming Stanley Cup Playoff game.