("Banjo Mule," Honky's 1:43 B-side, isn't as memorable as, say, "Day Tripper," the flip side of the Beatles' "We Can Work It Out," which was released on vinyl the same month and coincidentally, also on Capitol Records in Canada.)
Honky, as the song unfolds, is too fat to be of much use for anything, until he learns to loudly blow his nose, jumping into Santa's sleigh to announce with his honking that Kris Kringle is on his way. Bower sang the first verse, John Jr. taking the lead with the second.
"It turned out real well," Bower said in great understatement.
Honky was a local smash, selling 21,000 copies the first week, nearly 40,000 during the holidays. In his 2018 biography "Bower: A Legendary Life," author Dan Robson reported that Honky climbed to No. 29 on a popular Toronto radio station's charts, even ranking ahead of Frank Sinatra's "It was a Very Good Year" on the Hot 100 list of the Toronto Telegram.