The pair had begun their routine a half-hour earlier, relating to fans how they got the news in late June of their Hall of Fame election. Kariya had been surfing, turning on his phone upon his return to see a message from Selanne and nine missed calls from the 416 area code, Hall of Fame chairman Lanny McDonald phoning from Toronto.
"Lanny called Teemu to ask him, 'Do you have another number for Paul?' " Kariya said. "He gives Lanny my cell and calls me immediately. His message was in a little girl's high-pitched voice: 'We're going into the Hall together!' I should have kept the message but I was embarrassed for him."
Selanne's reply was solid gold: "Paul thinks that receiving calls is going to cost him money, too, so he doesn't answer. And when I called him, I was speaking Finnish."
About his low profile in hockey, compared to Selanne, since playing his last game seven years ago, Kariya said he's a keen observer of the NHL and its young stars. Then, looking at Selanne, he added: "I don't see myself riding the Zamboni between periods like this guy, and taking selfies while he is. That's not going to happen, but we'll see."
Selanne, on Kariya's legendary pregame routine: "It was something else. It would take a half-hour to explain it."
The hour became a roast, everyone ribbing everyone. Players were asked which team they'd have most liked to play for, and Goyette, almost under her breath, said that Selanne could have won Olympic gold had he represented Canada and not Finland, which earned Kariya's high praise.
When players were asked which team they most enjoyed beating, Goyette said, "It's really easy for women's hockey. Team Canada and Team U.S. is the best game you can ever play."
The well-travelled Recchi, a Stanley Cup winner with three teams, drew laughter when he spoke about the great rivalries of which he's been a part: "Pittsburgh-Philly, Philly-Pittsburgh. Montreal-Boston, Boston-Montreal," he said, having played on those four teams as well as the Tampa Bay Lightning, Atlanta Thrashers and Boston Bruins.