But that's what makes the game, the vote and ultimately the final result so great.
Lemieux didn't just score five ways in terms of category. He scored five ways in terms of style -- flying past a defender on the right wing and slipping in a shot at even strength, undressing a defender in the slot and eluding the goaltender shorthanded, one-timing a slap shot in the left circle on the power play, making a move on the penalty shot and beating the final horn on the empty-netter.
Oh, and he had three assists, too, for an eight-point night in an 8-6 win. It was a microcosm of his magnificence. So skilled, he could do it all.
"I remember hearing about it and seeing highlights from that game," Penguins captain Sidney Crosby told NHL.com in November. "I think the immediate thing you think of is, 'How do you even do that? Like, how does that even happen?' And then, 'I don't think that's ever going to happen again.' "
In the moment, Lemieux didn't appreciate the significance of it.
"I knew I had scored five, but not five different ways until later that night when I was asked about it after the game," he said. "Just didn't realize during the game. Yeah, it's something special. It's not something that you plan going into the game."
But he appreciated it Saturday.
The game stopped during the second period. A red carpet rolled out. In Lansdowne Park before 33,959 fans, Lemieux walked out with Guy Lafleur, who presented him with a specially commissioned painting by artist Tony Harris, a portrait with a list of the five goals five ways. The painting will hang at Lemieux's home in Pittsburgh.