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Jake Evans and Michael Pezzetta need their own podcast.

While taking over Canadiens Twitch on Thursday a question about alternate career paths had the pair puzzled, but clearly the duo would be naturals as co-hosts.

The forwards were the latest guests on the Habs' series of weekly livestreams which see players and management interact with fans while doling out tons of prizes on the popular platform.

Quality viewing was ensured off the top when

that will have fans never looking at a thumb the same way again.

Things only got zanier from there, with topics ranging from lost teeth to shower-water skin care routines.

Watch the full stream below and try to keep a straight face when the duo discuss cutting the toes off a certain teammate's dress socks.

Evans and Pezzetta take over Twitch

Here are a few highlights from the Q&A:

Please note that the questions and answers have been modified for clarity and conciseness.

Evans on who's got the most energy in the room:

I mean, I think it's pretty obvious that Cole's got the most energy. He's always like a little kid when he comes into the rink. Gally has a lot of energy just to go after people, I'd say. Then, [Chris] Wideman is always talking a bunch. So, I'd say those three guys. We usually all just get dragged into it by those three guys who are always talking the most.

Evans and Pezzetta on who's the best cards player on the plane:

JE: I'd say I am. I'm improving a lot. Gally will say he is. Hoffman will say he is. Andy will say he is. You just joined, so you're not. Oh, Suzy's actually pretty good. There're a lot of good players. I think I'm up there though as one of the best, for sure. It's always fun and it kills time, too, so that's nice.

MP: Yeah, I played cards with you more in Laval. You were always pretty good. Safe and steady; just a steady player.

Pezzetta on what it's like growing up in Toronto but playing for the Habs:

Obviously, growing up being from Toronto, it's the same for people from Montreal [for the Habs], it's hard not to be a Leafs fan. So, growing up, I was definitely a Leafs fan. I wouldn't say I was ever someone who actually hated the Habs, so I guess that was a little bit easier. But, I know getting drafted there, it was more family and friends who were like, "We're not cheering for the Habs... blah blah, blah," but I think we transitioned a lot of people. Most of my friends and pretty much all my family are now cheering for the Habs, so it's good.

Pezzetta on his grandmother's favorite meal to cook:

One is lasagna, for sure. But, she makes polenta and osso buco. That's a staple for us. We love that. I used to actually hate polenta as a kid, but as I got older, it turned into probably my second favorite thing to eat after lasagna and she was always the best at making those two things.

Evans to Pezzetta on the best song to sing in the shower:

JE: Wonderwall. Every time. You've heard me sing it.

MP: Oh, yeah! Honestly, great voice. One of the best.

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