A quick sample of the kid's greatest barbs:
To forward Max Comtois, who said he would be a lawyer if not a hockey player: "Don't you have to be smart to do that?"
To forward Trevor Zegras, on who needs the most dating advice: "Everyone said you and Jamie Drysdale."
Also to Zegras, while on the ice: "You are so boring to watch."
Forward Troy Terry pointed out that the apple didn't fall far from the tree.
"I don't think anyone made fun of me more than your dad," Terry said. "And for some reason you just carried the torch."
As he ended each segement, Ryder Getzlaf gave out a firm handshake to every player. Except, of course, Zegras. He got hit with the "psyche" as he pulled his hand away.